"My fark brotha said he was gona write anotha blog and I told him I write dat shit coz hes a fark Ranga and cant even spell a good like a meh. I spose say like fark shit about like wat I like and shit but I dont follow rulz. Rulz is for Rangas. I fark brek dat shit all dey long, and then keepa breking it in da overtime. Last nite I saw a show on a tvdvd about a hipnotize. It was fark wiked man. It was like a mind controll and it was for real... Not like a fark harry potter who I wanna smash. You fark get anyone to do anystuff with a hipnotize. This lady she did a bark like a dog. It was fark crackin man. I larf an larf. I gna learn a hipnotize and make peopel do stuff I want. Like think they like a chicken and lay a eggs. Eggs like a chicken but big size peopel eggs. Then I sell them on da webwebweb and I be fark rich man. Then I buy a primark nek to ma house so I can shop ther foreva."
