Turtle was born and raised in the jungles of Borneo before moving to NZ in his teens. Adapting to life there was tough at first. The accents were strange, and sheep much harder to train than monkeys. Relying on his warrior instincts, he successfully managed the transition settling into life in the land of the long white cloud.
Turtle is a man of simple measures. He says as he sees, and sees as he says. He does not meddle in in-between things like time travel. Time travel is a bullshit. Turtle doesn't like time full stop. He wishes it had never been invented. Time is always trying to rush him, but Turtle rushes for no one.
Turtle Facts:
Name: Turtle
Real name: Turtle
Nationality: Borneoen
Diet: Crayfish 50%, Cabbage 50%
Favourite pastime: Got to go taking a shower in a rainforest
Favourite present time: Big 2 (card game)
Favourite Star Trek quote: "Logic, logic, logic... Logic is the beginning of wisdom."
Featured Travels: Spain Part I, Spain Part II, Porto & Lisbon, Chamonix
